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She will not piss all over your bed Unless you've really pissed me off and I'm looking for revenge. Or you don't take her out quick enough when I'm not there
[OOC: It's always weird in bad GateSlash when the author decides someone on the team has to be opposed. That's when it goes from Cannon Non-Con to Cannon Rape.]
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Date: 2005-09-16 02:06 am (UTC)Are you kidding I love dogs! It's not gonna piss all over my bed is it?
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Date: 2005-09-16 02:20 am (UTC)Unless you've really pissed me off and I'm looking for revenge. Or you don't take her out quick enough when I'm not thereno subject
Date: 2005-09-16 02:30 am (UTC)Any way I can just let her run loose in Carter's room when she has to go?no subject
Date: 2005-09-16 02:33 am (UTC)It depends how much you value your life, now she's not under your commandno subject
Date: 2005-09-16 02:34 am (UTC)Good point. Any way I could blame it on Kawalsky?no subject
Date: 2005-09-16 02:36 am (UTC)Depends where he is at the time, really
Although if you're going to the hassle of taking her to another room, why don't you take her outside?
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Date: 2005-09-16 02:38 am (UTC)Good point.
Because it wouldn't be nearly as fun of course!
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Date: 2005-09-16 02:42 am (UTC)Thinking alibis through first makes them better alibisIt'd be your funeral. I might attendno subject
Date: 2005-09-16 02:46 am (UTC)Who needs alibis when the government'll cover your tracks?
Promise you'd order a stripper?
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Date: 2005-09-16 02:51 am (UTC)You will if you piss Sam off?
Who needs to order one, when you've got friends like ours?
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Date: 2005-09-16 02:53 am (UTC)Good point.
Yet another good point.
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Date: 2005-09-16 02:59 am (UTC)I really am full of them at timesno subject
Date: 2005-09-16 03:00 am (UTC)You sure are full of something *ducks*no subject
Date: 2005-09-16 03:05 am (UTC)*smacks him round the back of the head - hard
Bite me
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Date: 2005-09-16 03:14 am (UTC)Ow! For the love of--Ow! I deserved that but you didn't have to it so hard.
Mark the spot.
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Date: 2005-09-16 03:17 am (UTC)Baby
*points at her ass
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Date: 2005-09-16 03:22 am (UTC)Meanie-head
With everything that you know about me do you honestly think I wouldn't do it?
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Date: 2005-09-16 03:27 am (UTC)*rolls eyes* Omg so childish
*raises eyebrow*
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Date: 2005-09-16 03:30 am (UTC)You say that like it's a bad thing.
*Big smile O'Cheese*
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Date: 2005-09-16 03:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-16 03:35 am (UTC)[OOC: Was gonna say Fairys but realized that would've sounded very phobic coming from a(n almost) fifty-year-old AF vet...]
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Date: 2005-09-16 03:38 am (UTC)[ooc: *snerks* Good call!]
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Date: 2005-09-16 03:40 am (UTC)[OOC: Yeah, that would've taken him into a complete different type of fanfic altogether.]
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Date: 2005-09-16 03:42 am (UTC)[ooc: Oooh, yeah!!]
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Date: 2005-09-16 03:45 am (UTC)[OOC: It's always weird in bad GateSlash when the author decides someone on the team has to be opposed. That's when it goes from Cannon Non-Con to Cannon Rape.]
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