Voicemail

[notcalledlizzie]

Hi, this is Elizabeth. I'm unable to answer my phone at the moment, but if you want to leave a message after the tone, I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

*beep*

Comments

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Thinking alibis through first makes them better alibis

It'd be your funeral. I might attend

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Who needs alibis when the government'll cover your tracks?

Promise you'd order a stripper?

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

You will if you piss Sam off?

Who needs to order one, when you've got friends like ours?

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Good point.

Yet another good point.

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

I really am full of them at times

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

You sure are full of something *ducks*

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*smacks him round the back of the head - hard

Bite me

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Ow! For the love of--Ow! I deserved that but you didn't have to it so hard.

Mark the spot.

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Baby

*points at her ass

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Meanie-head

With everything that you know about me do you honestly think I wouldn't do it?

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes* Omg so childish

*raises eyebrow*

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

*Big smile O'Cheese*

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*mutters to self* I'm surrounded by x-rated Peter Pans

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Well, there are an awful lot of Tinkerbells around here...

[OOC: Was gonna say Fairys but realized that would've sounded very phobic coming from a(n almost) fifty-year-old AF vet...]

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Well, I was likened to Wendy earlier

[ooc: *snerks* Good call!]

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Really? When?

[OOC: Yeah, that would've taken him into a complete different type of fanfic altogether.]

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Gah... I have no idea! I think I was talking with Janet about Shep...

[ooc: Oooh, yeah!!]

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Hm.

[OOC: It's always weird in bad GateSlash when the author decides someone on the team has to be opposed. That's when it goes from Cannon Non-Con to Cannon Rape.]

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

It was a long time ago now. And I've been drinking since

[ooc: Not really that knowledgable about GateSlash. Don't tend to read very much of it at all]

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Makes sense then.

[OOC: I tend to shy away from GateFic because I have bad title taste apparently, but I've seen a few slash which have started out grate and then hit the bump and died. So sad.]

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*nods* Lots of things make sense after drinking

[ooc: Saying that, I've shyed away a lot from Gatefic in general. Except Daniel/Janet. It's all Teryl's fault

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Indubidibly.

[OOC: I'm the same way with HP, I read nothing but what my sisters force me to. It's all Pissy and Roxy's faults.]

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Including making out with Janet and flirting with my biology teacher

[ooc: *nods* What Sam/Jack I do read, and the same with Alias, is what my "adopted" older sisters pass on to me.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Damn me an my homeworkness! I need to get to that sleepover dammit!

[OOC: w00t! for In-house corruption!]

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaa!! It's still going strong... If your lucky - or bring your dress blues - you might get groped...

[ooc: oh totally!]